Tom Brady Shoulder

by Steve

Great, Tom Brady has an alleged shoulder issue. Torn labrum? Separation? Too many shoulder/arm fucks? Jizz to the shoulder? I don't know i'm not a medical professional, as per Jauron. Butttt is he seriously hurt after the game against Washington?

Truth is, it doesn't matter. Dick Jauron is our head coach. No matter who we play, who is out, who is dead, who is sucking mad wang, our head coach will never out coach our opponent. Is it depressing? Obv. Our only hope is 0-3 and a firing. Yes, that is where we are as a franchise.

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