Wednesday, April 26, 2023

2023 NFL Draft Preview Part 1 Bills Needs

by Steve

The 2023 draft is 35 hours away. Time to get started previewing this shit.

The Bills disappointingly only have 6 picks. Did Beane ever hear of a comp pick? ffs.

1st: 27
2nd: 59
3rd: 91
4th: 130
5th: 137
6th: 205

With only six picks, trading up at any time is about the dumbest idea perhaps ever conceived. 

The Bills have holes all over this roster and are coming off back to back to back embarrassing playoff losses. Ugly.

The Bills biggest needs ranked:

1. Linebacker

Sure you cant draft another limited position value like LB in the first round like Beaney did with Edmunds 5 years ago but there still is no replacement for him on the roster. 

2. Defensive Tackle

After drafting DLine first in every draft since memory serves, its inconceivable that the Bills draft DLine 1st round again but who tf are the tackles on this roster?

3. Interior O line

I hope Mitch Morse wears a helmet if its windy out. A stiff wind might blow a branch off a tree and end his career. Dude collects concussion like I do death threats on twitter. The guards suck too.

4. Wide Receiver 

The only voice questioning Gabe Davis before last season was yours truly. Shocker, I was correct. Dude is meh and will likely get overpaid after the season. Need his replacement because Brown and Beasley might not be able to make future flights to Buffalo when they're stuck in line at the Social Security office.

5. Tight End

Sure Knox has an absurd contract and the combo of McDerr loving nobody half back/FB/TE combos and Dorsey not using TEs in his offense might make this position useless in Buffalo, who the hell is the second TE on the damn depth chart?

6. Safety
This position is lower than some might suspect but Hyde will likely resign again and the dude they poached from the Rams (Taylor Rapp) might be a good stop gap. Still Hyde and Poyer are older than the skidmarks in Wreck's undies.

7. Edge
Can't have enough pass rushers especially when you over paid a dude with .25 ACLs total in his legs.

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