2011 NFC AFC Preview

by Steve

Here was last year's AFC preview. meh

East

New England Patriots
Wow, will this team ever not be the top dog? There is and won't be any reason to believe the Patriots won't win until Cheatichik is gone and Brady retires
13-3

NY Jets
Has this team really gone to back to back AFC title games? No one gives Sanchize any credit and either will I. These players love playing for Sexy Rexy and play above their talent level. I'd love to predict that the luster and pizazz has worn off it STILL hasn't. Fkkkk
11-5

Buffalo Bills
Yippe they're not in the basement in the East. Unfortunately the only mention of this team requires a mention of a cheap old ass owner, Ralph Wilson. Is he alive does he have a succession plan in place? Don't count on it. Chan Gailey is not a winning coach. He is too old school to succeed in the new NFL. He isn't the worst though (not while Jackie Jack Del Rio is employed, just to name A guy). Fitz is too limited, the o-tackle spots are a joke and the defense is still a year away. Eight wins is the ceiling
6-10

Miami Dolphins
Try and replace the head coach and fail. Check. Try and replace the quarterback but have the trade fail. Check. Lose both starting running backs (basically your identity) and bring in a bust niche mediocrity. Check. This stew stinks.
5-11

North

Pittsburgh Steelers
How lucky is this franchise that a. Ben Rapelisraper survived that motorcycle crash and b. they didn't give in and trade the guy for pennies on the dollar. The defense continues to retain certain talent and replenish others. Jeez
13-3

Baltimore Ravens
Is this defense aging exponentially or what. Ray Ray the murderer is toast and Ed Reed is more of a coach at this point. It can't be a great sign for the offensive line if they were desperate enough to take a flyer on fat McKinnie?
10-6

Cleveland Browns
The supposed darlings of the National Football League this season. I don't see it. Ol' Colt may be decent but he certainly isn't good. Their coach was an interesting hire to say the least (nepotism?) White running back too
7-9

Cincinnati Bengals
Uhoh, a bigger laughing stock than the Bills.
3-13

South
Houston Texans
This team sucks but in a sucky division they might finally break on through. Even with Gary yes I am still employed Kubiak. They even have gomer. What is this loserville? Jeez I hope Manning returns in November and stomps on their heart.
9-7

Indianapolis Colts
Kerry Collins, a nondescript long ass career. How much jack has this dude earned? Not good enough though. Is Bill Polian truly a genius or just kinda lucky?
8-8

Tennessee Titans
Matt Hassellback could only manage 7-9 in the NFC West. Running backs don't make that big a difference
6-10

Jacksonville Jaguars
And with the first overall selection the Los Angeles errr
3-13

West
San Diego Bolts
Get a better head coach, real fans and more than one season of weather.
10-6

Kansas City Chiefs
At least they have good fans. The head coach tries to out think everyone else and usually fails. Good weapons, defense is suspect and the quarterback isn't a game changer.
8-8

Denver Broncos
Good coach, solid quarterback, good first draft pick. Why does everyone say this team has to be terrible?
8-8

Oakland Raiders
One of maybe three teams with a worse owner. Strange to fire the head coach. Even more strange to love Jason Campbell.
6-10