Doesnt it seem like Rex Ryan has been the head coach in Buffalo for a decade now? This guy is an absolute joke. All he cares about is spouting off and garnering attention for himself. He always loses, says ridiculous things that make no sense and wants everyone to always look at him. What is he a blogger?
Then what does he do? He hires his loser brother to expedite the losing. FANTASTIC! Just get a load of this RexRob interview, jeez.
" I was hired to be in a multiple system in New Orleans, and I did a damn good job and got fired for it." -Rob Ryan
Are you in fantasy land bro?
"ROB: I heard this one the other day: Well, it’s nepotism. Nepotism? I’ve been in this league 20 years. I have coordinated the last 12 years in a row.
REX: And won two Super Bowls as a linebackers coach."
There was ZERO percent chance Rob was gonna coordinate again ever. His brother didnt even hire him to do that. Then Rex mentions he was a linebackers coach on SB teams? Great contribution YOU DID IT.
"Well, we never lost a fight in our life. Ever. And we ain’t losing this one. And that’s a true statement. Not just because we are badasses—because we are, individually—but collectively, it’s a lot different. To this day, no man is going to whip me." - Rex
Another actual quote. Whoa badasses damn. You gonna go down to the pool hall and hustle some bikers? Do these guys jerk off to their own image in a mirror? Does anyone have more unearned bravado and confidence that these two ass clowns?
"I don’t know if we have 100 percent buy-in from even the entire building. I don’t know yet. But the people directly with me, my coaching staff and the players, that’s where it starts. I don’t know all the business people yet; they should be “all in,” but I don’t know. There’s times when the doubt part, that can be driven through the media." -Rex
Whoa whoa whoa, hold up! We have actual interesting quotes! Are those shots at the #1 most hated man in Buffalo, Russ Brandon?!? Wait, do i like Rex again? I always thought Russ was the turd that hired this guy in the first place. So are we to assume Brandon gave Rex and Doug the ultimatum this offseason? Russ isnt "all in" on the guy he HAD TO HAVE? Oh and a shot at the media? Ha. Nice!
"they signed a free-agent free safety [Jairus Byrd in 2014], and said, we are going to keep him in the middle of the field like the goalpost. Well, that’s great. He’s not going to make one play back there, and now we have changed the entire defense for one signing, and it ruined us." -Rob
Hahaha double interesting. Crack at signing Byrd and the idea that it ruined the Saints. Niice
"If you are a fan of the Buffalo Bills, thank your lucky stars he is here, and myself. " -Rex
Will do, THANK YOU MY LUCKY STARS!
"He’s (Mario) a good kid, but I am used to some mean motherf---ers that play out there. The Terrell Suggs, Jarrett Johnsons of the world. I screwed them, too; I had them drop [into coverage], too. Not one of them bitched. Von Miller [dropped into coverage] in the Super Bowl." -Rex
Some one get Mario aloe vera he just got blow torched. Damn.
"REX: Now, I have only put on 30 pounds since we hired Rob.
ROB: And I have put on 24."
Haha what? Mix in a salad.
And of course Rob Ryan has to end it this way "Bring Belichick on. We got him."
Can we fire these clowns now?