Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Jalen Ramsey Rips Josh Allen

By Steve

I am no Josh Allen fan as anyone who visits here regularly surely knows. But I dont hate him as much as Jaguars bitchboy cornerback Jalen Ramsey does. Damn tell me how you really feel:

"I think [Buffalo Bills draft pick Josh] Allen is trash. I don’t care what nobody say. He’s trash. And it’s gonna show too. That’s a stupid draft pick to me. We play them this year, and I’m excited as hell. I hope he’s their starting quarterback. He played at Wyoming. Every time they played a big school—like, they played Iowa State, which is not a big school in my opinion because I went to Florida State, and he threw five interceptions, and they lost by a couple touchdowns or something like that.✞ He never beat a big school. If you look at his games against big schools, it was always hella interceptions, hella turnovers. It’s like: Yo, if you’re this good, why couldn’t you do better? He fits that mold, he’s a big, tall quarterback. Big arm, supposedly. I don’t see it, personally"

Well, first off, he never played Iowa State in his career. He actually played Iowa last year. Second he only threw TWO interceptions (albeit in a bad 24-3 loss). Third, the only time in his college career that Allen threw for more than 2 interceptions in a game was in 2016 when he did in fact throw 5 picks but it was against Nebraska. The Cornhuskers finished a respectable 9-3 that season.

Maybe Jalen doesnt know the difference between the states of Iowa and Nebraska? Then again Im sure he did get a sterling education at prestigious Florida State.

And finally, can anyone take seriously a dude that says that Ben Rapelesraper is only decent? C'mon.

Our white bread Qb Joshy Allen responded with FIRE:
"“He’s not on my team, he’s not my teammate,” Allen said, via Sal Capaccio of WGR. “It doesn’t bother me. … I don’t care one bit. I care about my teammates, what my teammates think about me.”

Thursday, August 9, 2018

Preseason Review Panthers v Bills

By Steve

Some how pizza boy Nathan Peterman started, AJ McCaaron looked like AJ McCaaron and Josh Allen looked like Josh Allen.

Basically nothing was learned in preseason game 1. Oh, except the Cam Newton Kelvin Benjamin beef was real. Lol.

Peterman had a nice TD drive after his first pasd shoulda been a TAINT. But his only official incomplete was a pick in the red zone. Oof.

McCaaron was good if not average.

Murphy the running back was a breakout preseason star.

Allen chucked the ball outta bounds but also right into Ray Ray's hands with an imlressive gun. Bang Bang. He also showed athleticism running around with little abandon. He showed hes not ready to start. But he has a fuckin gun.

No Mccoy thank god

Th3 first team D got owned by Cam

Crowd was fullish for preseason

They now sell 24oz cans. UHOHH

Sunday, August 5, 2018

Buffalo Bills Trade for WR Corey Coleman

By Steve

Wheelin and dealin McBeane are at it again!

"The #Browns traded former first round WR Corey Coleman to the #Bills in exchange for a late-round pick, source confirms (as @AdamSchefter said.) Second time in less than a year the Bills traded for a first round WR."

Coleman former 15th overall pick, has played 19 games in 2 seasons
56 catches 718 yards 5 TDs

Coleman broke the same hand in back to back seasons. Week 1 his rookie year and week 2 his sophomore season. He also dropped a crucial pass in week 17 to lead the Browns to 0-16.

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Bills Training Camp Preview Part 3: Pessimism

By Steve

The Bills get back on the field in real pads this week so lets preview it. Part 2 was Optimism (shockingly) Part 1 was Questions and Answers and now on to part 3. PESSIMISM. (My specialty).

Well, lets face it. The Bills are the Bills. They havent been good in 20 years, have made the playoffs once in the last 18 and have a Vegas over/under total wins of 6. What the hell isn't there to be pessimistic about?

Here's some Pessimism:

1. The Receiver Corps
Holy shit. Zay "bath salts" Jones, No Knees Benjamin, JEREMY KERLEY? Is this real life? They are counting on Rod Streater too?

2. The Quarterbacks
Is there a chance that any of the 3 of McCaaron, Pizzaboy-Peterman or green Allen are better than Tyrod Taylor? Its possible but highly unlikely. Maybe AJ can be decent and not afraid to throw the ball but he has a weaker arm and less athleticism than Tyrod, Peterman threw 5 picks in 30 minutes of game time and Allen played in the fuckin Mountain West last year. Expect a lot of Chris god damn Ivory

3. The first four weeks of the sched
At Ravens in their opener, Chargers, at Vikings at Packers? Yikes. Could there be a tougher start?

4. McDermott
Yeah McDerrr isnt as dumb as Marrone or disorganized as Rex but this guy is a vintage football coach and thats not a compliment. Punting in OT on the other teams side of the field? Putting in Peterpan at the Chargers in a huge playoff contention game? Running 82% of the time on 2nd and 10? Not buying in to math? Hes better than Jauron Mularky or Greg but whats that even mean?

5. LeSean McCoy
God damn it.

Bills Training Camp Preview Part 2 Optimism

By Steve

Buffalo Bills training camp preview time boiiii. Part 1 questions and answers can be found here. Time to move on to reasons why Bills Mafia has (gasp) reasons to actually be optimistic heading to SJF. And no this wont be a sarcastic (entirely) post:

1. The Defense
The Bills defense with returning DC Leslie "i look alien-ish" Frazier should be a solid if not great unit. Sure Thumper and his tackles 8 yards past the line of scrimage are gone but thats about it. They over paid for a solid (star) DT, drafted an alleged stud linebacker/freak and are replacing one injury prone CB no one ever heard of (Gaines) for an injury prone CB everyone has heard of (Davis).

The safeties are still legit and there is now some depth behind Shaq "bust" Lawson at defensive end. Banking on Trent Murphy and a guy w a million letters in his name is risky but Murphy should contribute. Who knows, maybe Matt Milano is actually good too.

2. New OC Brian Daboll
Can anything be worse than Rick Dennison? Well, actually, I guess it could be (see the QB depth chart) but at least  Daboll is young and has recent college experience. Granted, his previous (team) success is meaningless especially when it was so talent rich and the Bills offensively are so talent poor; but the Daboll hire is refreshing and some what inspiring.

3. The Division
The AFC East sucks. Ryan Tannehill, a stray McCown bro and a 41 year old bitch boy are the other starting QBs? Sure the Patriots are dominant but god damn arent they due for a mediocre year? Please? Either way the Jets and Dolphind are no better than the Bills. Is it not possible, if you squiny reallllly hard, andddd sit down, and dont think about it too long, that anyone could technically win this weak division?

4. The Back Half of the Schedule
Yes, Im the guy that says the schedule the way it appears now is meaningless to what it will look like in November butttt. After a gauntlet in the first 4 weeks the schedule appears to soften greatly. (Uh oh im staring to reach already)

5. The Offensive Line
Yeah sure Eric Wood is gone and so is Richie Incognito but how good were those dudes relative to their salaries and the product on the field? Is it not possible that with some new blood in there that the pass blocking could be significantly better? Tiny Ty was running for his life last year. (Uhhh def starting to reach)

6. LeSean McCoy
Alright I ran out of positivity.

Up next? Pessimism!

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Vegas Odds for Buffalo Bills week 1 Starting QB

By Steve

The odds for which quarterback will start week 1 for the Bills are out from Las Vegas. Via @Covers

NFL "Who will be starting QB in Week 1" betting @BetDSI

A.J. McCarron -150
Josh Allen +160
Nathan Peterman +820

Id love to take the long odds on Peterman for entertainment purposes only of course. (Based on McDermot's gushing love for the pizza delivery boy)