Buffalo Bills at Las Vegas Raiders Podcast Preview

Steve and Coast review the up and down win against the Rams, Josh vs the World, is Lamar Jackson good? And preview the first visit to Las Vegas to face Jon Gruden and the Raiders

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Week 3 NFL Picks

bounce back

steve 3-5
bears @ failclowns 47
texans @ steelers over 45.5
cardinals -5.5 v lions
colts -11.5 v jets

coast 2-6
lions +5.5 @ cardinals
packers +3 @ saints
wash +7 @ browns
Jets +11.5 @ colts

feyes 6-2
Ariz. -5.5
ATL -3
Jags -3
Min Tenn. U 49.5

LA Rams at Buffalo Bills Podcast Preview

Steve and Coast review the win down in south beach and look ahead to a formidable Rams team thirsty for more east coast victories. Is Josh Allen for real? Are the Bills for real?

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Week 2 NFL Picks

week 2, lotta live dawgs

steve 2-2

panthers +8.5 @ buccs
bills @ dolphins over 41
vikings +3 @ colts
49ers @ jets under 41.5

coast 1-3

lions +6.5 v lions
chiefs -8.5 @ chargers
bills -5.5 @ dolphins
colts -3 v vikings

feyes 2-2

packers -6.5 v lions
Rams +1.5 @ eagles
Jags +7.5 @ titans
49ers -7 @ jets

Bills at Dolphins Podcast Preview

Steve and Coast review the easy victory over the Jets and look ahead to a trip to south beach with Ryan Fitzpatrick and the Dolphins.

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Why Your Team Sucks 2020 Buffalo Bills

by steve

The annual why your team sucks post from Drew Magary is out (sshhhh here is how u get past the paywall)

Here are some highlights:

well here is my email first
"The Bills went 10-6 have gotten outcoached in playoff games by Bologna Marrone and Bill O’Brien. The mafia wants to name streets after McDermott because he beats the Jets and Dolphins and doesn’t dream about licking feet."

If you’re a Bills fan, your entire life is a series of sliding doors. You endure that game and spend years and years after the fact thinking about every last if…

so true

double hurt on this one: "McDermott is both capable and sane, which means he can’t possibly tolerate staying in Buffalo for much longer. It’s like when some dipshit mid-major college coach wins a tourney game as a 14-seed. You know they’re leaving the second someone offers to quadruple their salary. So big congrats to McDermott on breaking his contract in January to sign with the Texans. It’s what God clearly intended."

oof: "Life here is nothing but awful streaks. I’m supposed to believe this man is poised to become Racist Mahomes. You know who had better stats than Josh Allen in every major category last season? Daniel Jones."

oof again: "Do you know how much you have to suck to blow a playoff game to Bill O’Brien? Bill O’Brien couldn’t hold onto a lead if he fucking keistered it. And yet this team pulled a Bill O’Brien against Bill O’Brien. No one ever learns anything up here. "

alright alright lay off us: "Even if you guys DO win the division, what awaits you? I’ll tell you what awaits you. A wild card loss. At home. To the Patriots. After blowing a 24-0 lead. You won’t learn a goddamn thing from it. It’ll be nothing but ifs until the day you die."

lol: "My wife and kids visited Buffalo on their way to Niagara Falls a year ago (they were bored), and my 11-year-old was so amused by the Buffalo accent that he STILL makes fun of it. “Yeah, I’m going in my CARR. To the BARR. It’s not very FARR.” He’s crossed the line from using it ironically to making it part of his daily vernacular, and for that I must now sell him. "

wreck esque "What might not suck: Take it from a Vikings fan: Diggs is incredible. He’ll tweet poorly veiled shade at Allen and demand a trade out of this shithole come Week 12. But before that happens? PURE ELECTRICITY."

a funny email not sent by me: "These owners gave the head coach an extension after he turned things around with a phenomenal 25–23 record, including one of the most embarrassing playoff collapses I’ve ever seen. These owners made their fortune because they just so happened to be involved in fracking in Pennsylvania in the ‘80s, and now they run their two shiny toys the same way — hoping to stumble on success by sheer accident."

cheap shots by matt here: "Upstate New York is full of men who spend thousands of dollars on season tickets to Bills games that they cannot remember due to chronic Labatt’s/Krupnik/Antifreeze poisoning and women who look like Rex Ryan without the dainty charm. The only difference between rural Alabama and the slice of New York between Buffalo and the Pennsylvania state line is that the people in Alabama root for a football team that’s actually won a championship."

this describes coast: "Josh Allen is more powerful than Bloody Mary; you just have to say his name once on Twitter to summon the worst people on Earth into your mentions. Over and over again. And if you aren’t 1000% sold on him, you’re not a true fan / in the ‘Bills mafia,’ a group of the dumbest chuds in Western New York."

The only thing Magary was way off on is the Andrew Cuomo bit. Buffalo didnt bote for the guy in nearly the numbers the rest of the state did and he doesnt know Buffalo is in NY half the time.

overall B+

Week 1 NFL Picks

new season new bets more money

steve
Ravens -7.5 v Browns
Panthers +2.5 v Raiders
Eagles -5.5 @ Washington
Rams +2 v Cowboys

Coast
Rams +2 v Cowboys
Buccs +3.5 @ Saints
Browns +7.5 @ Ravens
Colts +8 @ Jags

Feyes
Lions -3
Jags +8
ATL +2.5
Steelers -6

2020 NFC Over/Under Win Predictions

by steve

Killed the AFC predictions last year but a god awful 6-10 record predicting the NFC win totals last year, oof. Here is this years AFC predictions.

2020 NFC win total predictions:

Falcons
7.5
This coach is a dead man walking. Tough-ish division too.
under

Panthers
5.5
Rebuild
under

Bears
8.5
Why should I believe Mitchy is gonna win 9 games?
under

Lions
6.5
Seems like a low number
over

Packers
9
How did this team win 13 games last year? Damn. But are they some how 5 games worse?
over

Vikings
9
push

Eagles
9.5
Damn it Ill buy into them yet again
over

Seahawks
9.5
Wilson is gotta be exhausted
under

Washington
5.5
Haskins and a sick coach?
under

Cardinals
7.5
Kyler has the weapons but this division is tough.
under

Saints
10.5
Am I the only one that watched Brees look like a used tissue in the playoffs? Hes done.

49ers
10.5
Team has too much talent
over

Buccaneers
9.5
Tawm dont have Billy and likely cant cheat.
under

Cowboys
9.5
Is Dak motivated or spurned? This team is always over valued by the betting public.
under

Rams
8.5
Goff sucks but his contract is much worse. McVey seems like he is already burned out.
under

Giants
6
push

2020 AFC Over/Under Win Predictions

by steve

Last year i went 12-4 picking over unders for the AFC. So lets repeat for 2020:

2020 AFC Over/Under win totals predictions:

Chiefs
11.5
keep going over til proven other wise
over

Texans
7.5
awful offseason but some how still believe.
over

Ravens
11.5
One of my few losses last year, gonna make the same mistake
under

Bills
9
push

Browns
8.5
why should i believe this team is better than last year? True no more kitchens but
under

Colts
9
Rivers sucked last year
under

Jaguars
4.5
low number but bologna Marrone still sucks
under

Raiders
7.5
Gruden is easy to make fun of
over

Dolphins
6.5
Fitz gonna Fitz. Depends when they put Tua in
over

Patriots
9
Oh to live off your rep for life
under

Jets
6.5
Over seems like the zig when wvwryone zags but Gase sucks
under

Bengals
5.5
The team will likely improve but 5-11 seems much more likely
under

Chargers
7.5
Tiny Tyrod? AND Lynn?
under

Steelers
9
Defense is legit
over

Titans
9
Regression?
under

Broncos
7.5
Drew Lock isnt spooking me
under

Buffalo Bills 2020 Preview Prop Bets

by Steve

Shockingly the Bills season is only a few days away. We arent allowed in the stadium for some unknown reason so the only way to cope is by gambling. Lets tske a look at some props and predictions for the Bills 2020 season.

Here is our Bills season preview podcast.

The Bills over under win total is 9, which is the same as the Cheatriots.

Also Week 1 is looking great for the Bills as they are showing a 6.5 points in favor against the Jets according to the odds of Sports Betting Dime.

Josh Allen
passing yards 3249.5
If this guy doesnt hit the over on this if he plays 14+ games the season is likely a 100% failure.

touchdown passes 22.5
Again this seems like a low number but the dude loves to run. Id say under.

Stefon Diggs
Yes the Bills actually have a wide receiver that has props posted on legit websites!

receiving yards 975.5
Again this guy goes under and the season is likely a disaster. We all know Diggs is a bit of a malcontent. So if he doesnt get 1k receiving everyone will be pissed.

66.5 receptions
This a real number? Yikes.

6.5 touchdowns
This is more realistic because Allen hates throwing tuds. The under seems possible.

Devin Singletary
rushing yards 800.5

Dev Motor is gonna be splitting carries we all know that but he's gotta be the featured guy right? Fumblitis concerns me and the possibility Moss breaks out is real. Under seems like the play.

Dawson Knox
receptions 36.5
Knox is the big question mark of the roster. Is he ready for a breakout year? Is he just another dude part of a platoon? If I had to bet Id go over because Lee Smith sucks and Kroft isnt any better.

receiving 396.5 yards
Same as above, no point in hedging and take the under.

Gabe Davis
80:1 to win rookie of the year

Not sure this is even worth taking a flyer on. Unless there are catastrophic injuries Davis wont get the looks he'll need. This is still a McDerr Dabol offense.

2020 Buffalo Bills Season Preview Podcast

 

Steve Wreck and Feyes preview the upcoming shit show of a season amid an alleged pandemic, give game by game predictions and breakdown the roster. Division title or bust. This was one for the books:

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