LeFail James

by Steve

The Dallas Mavericks are NBA champions, winning game six convincingly in Miami 105-95 and winning three straight to seal it. Oh and also, LeBron James is a fraud. Was the guy diagnosed with HIV or something before this series? Where was he, what is wrong with him? Maybe he just isn't as good as we all thought. Then again the whole game was strange.

Where was the urgency in the Miami Heat? No press, no fouling, nothing. Eric Spoultra was laughing and smiling down ten mid way through the fourth? Does he not care that he is now unemployed? The Heat seemingly gave up with about 6 minutes left in the fourth quarter. Did anyone tell Dirk they won yet? What the hell was he doing, he walked off the court with 4 or 5 seconds left and went right into the locker room. Did he think they lost? Memo to irk: Game seven is cancelled bro, you guys are champions. The only guy that seemed excited was Mark Cuban. And where the hell was he the last two weeks, in a bunker under American Airlines Center er Arena er Court. Yeah and how many American Airlines complexes does that bankrupt company sponsor?

Mario Chalmers shot way too much, Wade and LeBron were turnover machines and Chris Bosh is a roll player at best. The JET Jason Terry was nasty. Ever since irk called him out after game three JET has been playing like a man possessed. HE'S THE BEST 6TH MAN EVERRSSZZ!!

I take great satisfaction in watching people and teams I dislike lose, this L by LeFail ranks up there with the Yankees in 2001 and 2004 and the Patriots in 2007. Gotta love a collapse in south beach baby can't wait for your choke next season, er check that 2013 since 2012 will be cancelled.