Early Bills Schedule Breakdown 2020

submitted by reader Kyle & followed by Wreck's predictions

here is a breakdown and predictions for the Buffalo Bills 2020 season:

@ Tenny - L - Bills Mafia not gonna be able to repeat their presence in Nashville, Tanny Henry and brown ball out

Vs Miami - W - Bills rage in home opener

Vs Seattle - L - Metcalf burns Tre for game winning tud.

@ Arizona - Murray Nuke Drake punch bills D in the face on the road. 

@Denver - W - Broncos rebuilding and bills take advantage of pussy ass lock.  2011 draft class is dying and Von is up next.

Vs New England - W - Not worried bout Brian Hoyer at this point.  Also not worried about their 3 thirds this draft.

Vs Pittsburgh - W - Big Ben might drop the 30 cheeseburger lbs by this time but this team is toast.

@ Jets - W - Adam Gase.

Vs L.A. Chargers - W - Bills really gonna let Lynn and presumably Tyrod Taylor come into town and roll?  Doubt it.

@ San Francisco - L - Bills always get rolled in san fran.

@ New England - W - this bitch team has no QB at this point.

Vs L.A. Rams - W - Rams in shambles after league has figured out mcVay and Goff is a loser.
Vs Kansas City - L - Mahomes to Sammy all day.

@ Raiders - W - Gruden is a puss and so is Derek Carr.  Mariota most likely starts this game and Bills roll easily.

Vs Jets - W - Adam Gase.

@ Miami - L - Both teams have playoffs on the line and Brian Flores potentially knocks Bills out.

Bills 10-6 and might not get in but only 3 conference losses helps.  Hootyyy!

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wreck:
@Tenny W - not as big of home crowd with virus fears barely dieing down but Diggs goes off for 135 2 tuds

Vs Miami W - Ronnie Brown ain't coming back to South Beach. Lawson pounds Allen into turf but Sweeney puts team up late

Vs Seattle W - Penny goes off but Neal makes the difference on Special Teams.. Allen takes a head shot.

@Zona L - Kyler Cooper KeeSean and Isabella roll up 48 in Tempe... Mcderr and Frazier get into it on sidelines.. Kelly P pops out Croom kid at half.

@Den L Melvin G and Ps.. Hamilton rips up Josh Norman and bitch Hyde.. Fant crushes.. Bills get blown out at Mile High. Fans calling for Morgan to start.

Vs NE L - Stidham balls out.. James White 17 catches.. Hausch misses 33 yarder as time expires to send game to OT.. Beasley gets broken neck

Vs Pit - L Crowd 40% Steelers.. Bam Morris errr Benny Snell Jr gets 36 carries in 17-7 big road W for black and yellow.. Team booed off field.. Kimmy vows changes will be made

@NYJ L - Herndon two tuds.. Gregg Will brings heat all day on overmatched Morgan. Diggs requests trade.

Vs LAC W - Morgan leads team to OT win. Sweeney 3 tuds.

@SF - L Tev balls and owns Stamers

@NE L - Hoody vs Mcderr nuff said

Vs LAR - L Henderson owns us.. Bobby Woods stiff arms Poy Boy then fucks his girl

Vs KC - W Typical Shit Bills win where Mcderr gets all religious

@ LV - W Singletary suspended after fucking prostitues and misses Mcderr curfew.

Vs NYJ- W He fucks puts up 130 in win vs Adam

@ Mia- W ... Tua picked in final minute

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