Steve Coast and Wreck break down the week that was and the season following the podcast. Also the future of the franchise is thoroughly discussed with disgust.
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Thursday, November 5, 2009
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I love listening to Coast break down our draft picks. Since I've known Coast which was 1999, when I burned him on a Bubble Screen at Dorrence Park, Coast has had a boner over every #1 pick we've made. He told me he wouldn't take any back in the league over Willis the year we traded him. He was in love with JP bc of his similiarities in height. Then after 4 years, Mr. Hyperbole gets on a podcast and starts ripping up dudes.
ReplyDeleteJohn Guy listens to this podcast every week, smoking a Cuban, sippin on the Henny, checking his M&T account to make sure his direct deposit went in Thursday night at Midnight, laughing at Coast.
After a lose on the bye week, this podcast should be rated TVA (TV Adults) not Coast reading a box score off ESPN.com and breaking down salaries of old Bills. This podcast should have been done at 3am after flip night.
This was a "Jaron Podcast"
How do you guys have a "sports website"? Your sports knowledge is terrible...the Texans are a terrible road team? THREE out of their FIVE victories were on the road...
ReplyDeleteI applaud you guys. It's not everyday you find a group of homosexuals try and contribute their sports opinions! This blog is one small step for the gay community!
ReplyDeleteThanks for representing gay NFL fans across the world! Muah!!
ReplyDeleteHave you ever listened to yourselves sober? The utter nonsense that comes through my speakers is disgusting to anyone who calls themselves a sports fan.You sound like a bunch of mental hospital escapees who found their way into an LSD party. If you plan on "breaking down the opposition", PLEASE do some research on that team instead of going by what some jackass by a watercooler says about them. Watercoolers are hangouts for pussies that aren't allowed to hangout where true sports fans hang out. I guess that makes you guys pussies.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I'm docbar and a Texans fan. Only pussies stay anonymous.
*Clap Clap*
ReplyDeleteI tried to go to a "Single Men looking for Single Men" site and got here instead. Not too far off....
ReplyDeleteWatercoolers are where people with jobs hang out and talk about sports you fucking pieces of shit. Seriously, you people are pathetic. Are you sitting around waiting every week to listen to a Buffalo Bills podcast by a few guys who just have fun talking about the Bills? We don't need to spend hours every week breaking down the opposition because we have jobs and a life and don't sit around all day reading blogs and writing posts from our blackberry's. Trust me, I am not going to spend next week hunting Tennessee Titan blogs and pod casts trying to pick apart every statistical inaccuracy they point out about the Bills. All I know are some simple concrete facts. The Texans have a career losing record against Buffalo. The Texans have never made the playoffs. The Texans have never had a winning season. The Houston Oilers have never even made it to the super bowl. The Houston Oilers blew a 35-3 third quarter lead in a playoff game against the Bills. The Houston Texans allowed a 4th quarter comeback by none other than JP Losman. Congratulations for being 5-3 at the halfway point of the season. Sadly enough, this 5-3 record through 8 games is the high point of the entire history of the Houston Texan franchise. So for all of you Texan fans that get so much pleasure coming onto our blog and taking shots at our pod casts, I feel bad for how pathetic your lives really are.
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You guys are the Elton John, Lance Bass, Boy George, Anderson Cooper of sports blogs!!!
ReplyDeleteCoast, is there a quarterback controversy in Buffalo. Its a tough call, Edwards vs Fitzpatrick
ReplyDelete.......which one do you think personally is cuter?
lol congrats for still living in the past man!
ReplyDeletei like the guy that said he was trying to find a "Single Men looking for Single Men" website. it was cool how he was pointing out how homosexual he was in order to prove his point (which made little to no sense).
ReplyDelete-aj
also, to janis... your comment about jeter being a loser for 8 years was funny.
ReplyDeletei guess it also means that the mets have had nothing but losers on their team for 23 years. at least they won a world series when you were 1 though. you can hang your hat on that one.
wait a second... when i think about it, the mets are the only team you like that has won a championship in your lifetime. your entire life you have been rooting for losers. i guess it is starting to make sense that you are so miserable and envious.
i'll try to take it easy on you since i now understand where all of your bitterness stems from... well, that and the fact that your last name closely resembles the word 'penis'
I would take a step back before rushing into anointing Mike Smith and John Harbaugh as really good coaches. I'll give credit where credit's due, but let's read between the lines here. Harbaugh arguably had a top three defense when he arrived in Baltimore. Granted, Ray Lewis and Ed Reed aren't getting any younger, but they're still the foundation of the stifling Ravens defense we've come to know this decade. Secondly, the Falcons made some big pickups around the time Mike Smith was hired, in particular Michael Turner (who I believe the Bills had a chance to nab but somehow blew it. idk) who is a beast. Most importantly, both new head coaches received what the Buffalo Bills have yet to get in quite some time: franchise quarterbacks in Flacco and Ryan, respectively.
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree with docbar. Only pussies stay anonymous on this blog.
Attention Texans fans, all 15 of you. Now my guess is that about 4 of you can read, and I'm also aware that most likely its at a 2nd grade level so I'll try and keep this simple for "y'all" but can the 4 of you please pass this along to the other 11. I'd like to start by saying I honestly feel bad for you. You realize how truly pathetic you are for continuing to visit this website right? When "y'all" look at yourselves is it your dirty rat nest mullets or those baked beans in your mouth that "y'all" call teeth that you admire most?
ReplyDeleteHow many of you are still virgins? And no, jerking off to pictures of Toby Keith is not equivalent to losing your virginity.
I originally thought I'd like to hear one of your pod cast just to hear how stupid all of you talk but I realize a few things. One, you probably can't afford even the cheapest of recording devices. Second, your brain capacity wouldn't be able to comprehend to push both the play and record button. Third, beyond this post I have better things to do, and fourth at no point in my life have I ever been interested in hearing the sound of a bunch of red necks sucking each others pathetic cocks. Now I have a suggestion for all 15 of you and I know this will be easy for you to coordinate because "y'all" probably live in the same trailer park complex. Gather all those fire arms I know each of you hillbillies carry for "protection", go to your local hang out whether it be the Sonic around the corner, the I-Hop across the street or the Walmart next to that. Load every single one of those hand cannons and blast away any living human being that may be involved in that incest pool "y'all" call a family tree. Its very important that no one survives, and since I know each and everyone of you are bible crazy, believe me, Jesus texted me and told me to pass this message along. Now after there is no doubt that every one of them has taken their last breath, gather in a circle, reload, and fire away again. This situation is best for "y'all" as well as the greater good of the country.
Now my guess is that one of you will think your a comedian and tell us how the Bills suck and that Buffalo is a garbage town. I'll respond now, hahah very funny, you got me. But what I think is funny is that "y'all" actually believe your team is making the playoffs, that your quarterback is the second coming of Warren Moon, and that your team is relevant. You'll probably say "well the Texans will be more relevant then the Bills when the Bills move to Toronto." If you want a response out of me or anyone else come up with something better then that, you ass bloods already lost your team so maybe if anything I'll come to you for advice. I'd also like to point out your team beat the Bills last week and this week again like the Texans we all know, lost to a team who if they had beat may have made somewhat relevant. So as noted before stick to doing what you stupid fucks do best which is letting illegal immigrants over the border and electing Presidents that ruin our country as well as the rest of the world. Thank you for joining us on this website and please go fuck yourselves. Colts-20
Texans-17
how does it make me slow? i knew what he was getting at, but he didn't even make a point really because there aren't any pictures of naked guys on this website.
ReplyDeleteit is a blog, so there are obviously no homosexual pictures on here. i mean... if i'm gay, and i'm trying to jerk off to other guys having anal sex and licking each others buttholes... i'm most likely not going to type in 'wnywatercooler.blogspot.com.' that just doesn't make any sense at all.
i mean, honestly... if i am gay and i'm trying to get a fucking boner, and watch naked guys tongue other dudes balls and blow their loads all over each others faces, i'm probably not going to point my browser to this url. why? because i know that when i come here, i'm not going to be able to watch one man's penis head touch the tip of another man's penis or be able to see a guy balls deep in another guy.
it just doesn't make sense.
-aj
Jesus Anonymous #15,010, that must be the longest thing you've ever squeezed out in your pathetic existence. No worries, I'm sure that your craptacular team will do much better than losing by a last second FG miss (not like Bills fans have ever experienced THAT before is it?) to an undefeated team in their house. We'll see in Week 17 when the Bills are duking it out for a playoff spot and host the Colts with the division on the line. Or y'all will lose by 3 touchdowns like you did against us. Guess we'll see.
ReplyDeleteAnd I read your comment on the other board too Dan. Again, you keep talking about the Bills leaving Buffalo but they haven't yet do you not get that? You have no ground to stand on anyway your team has left you, you do remember that right? Or were you to busy working on your Rope Climbing er a.. Poli Sci/History degree? You have no credibility on this topic or on any for that matter.
ReplyDeleteIt'd be a lot easier to understand how you actually want to lose if you didn't brag about how you were gonna win right up until you got your nuts cut off.
ReplyDeleteAnd you keep talking about the Texans leaving Houston, Clearly you are still obliviously unaware that the Texans and Oilers/Titans are separate teams, even though I reminded you several times. I guess your college degree didn't include a reading comprehension component. What was it in again? I'm not shocked you can't count football teams as you seem to have difficulty counting baseball teams too.
Whoa that's 2 posts longer than a run on sentence apiece. Congratulations Anonymous #16,352, You are learning how to write (although you did manage a few typos -- A.J. is gonna call you on that one. You should probably stick to two syllable words so you don't hurt yourself). It's a proud day for your momma. Right behind the day you learned not to wet the bed with fear when Texans come to town.
You know, I also mentioned in the other thread how your town was bigger 110 years ago than it is today. Must've missed your snappy "He's gay" comeback to that one.
ReplyDeleteDan we all know that those are two separate franchises you silly fuck. You still have yet to answer a few things. First, all the questions about your sexuality? What's the deal? Second what about those suicide stats that you posted? Your so smart I know this but you never addressed how you fucked up reading that and how wikipedia couldn't help you out on that one. What about degree in jump rope? Good for you cocksmoke. Next time you post can you also give us that lecture on all the famous food that comes from Houston. I mean you made fun of chicken wings but I've yet to hear of one original thing from Houston. Hamburgers are also from Western New York. I know you like wikipedia so search that one up to you stupid fuck. Ok finish jerking off to Rush Limbaugh and hopefully when your done cleaning the bathroom for your Mom you can answer some of these questions instead of not admitting your a stupid fucking loser. Again do you have friends other then your buddies on message boards? Thanks Dan.
ReplyDeletefor how lame buffalo is and how sweet houston is "y'all" have a lot of free time to continue to comment on buffalo sports blog.
ReplyDeletegreat showing against the colts today by the way. your team is ohhh so close to being 8-1 haha. you do realize that missed field goal was to tie it before peyton would have went down in ot and just won it right? what is that now 1-16 against the colts? child please..
leave us be we're sick of your idiotic ramblings..
"we need as many L's as we can get"
-steve
Fascinating stuff on the hamburger. It appears the only claim New Yorkers have is some immigrant Ohioans that brought it with them when they came to New York. Apparently even that is in dispute as the inventor's obituary in the New York Times says he invented it for the Dayton, Ohio World's Fair. There's also claims it was invented in Oklahoma, Connecticut, and Texas. Might want to read more than one sentence.
ReplyDeleteI won't nitpick though, I'll grant that you did manage to find something Buffalo was tangentially involved in once upon a time. Unfortunately it was still in the 1880's, which only further reinforces my point that your "city" hasn't mattered since before your great great grandfather was born. Got anything from this century?
Why is Dan B sill posting on this blog?
ReplyDeleteBecause you have a comment section. Why can none of the authors of this blog manage to type their name into the box that says "Name" next to it?
ReplyDeleteHey, I was on an all gay guy chat room and got a link to this blog
ReplyDeletewww.meatspin.com
ReplyDeletei sign every fuckin post i make and every comment i make, you could easily get my full name just form the comments on this one thread and easily google or look up in your phone book my address
ReplyDeletehouston fans if you really are that obsessed with buffalo and our sports you can stick around because obviously houston isn't a sports town and they must have no entertaining message board or blogs
-steve
Haha yea you are right...Houston isn't a sports town, their basketball team never won a championship let alone two, their baseball team never made it to the playoffs let alone the world series, the Dynamo? They haven't ever won a title either, Rice is never a factor in CWS, the UH football team isn't ranked. Yea Houston sucks at sports, I wish we lived in Buffalo where the professional sports teams are in abundance....
ReplyDeleteAnd Steve, if you were the one that wrote that message begging for Dan to kill himself why is their no signature there?
This blog is pretty entertaining, a group of 4 homosexuals proud of the Bills? Thats gold
ReplyDeleteWhy in the hell would I want to google the efficiency apartment you share with your brother? Contrary to what you may think, I am not a stalker. I am commenting on a comment thread. If you don't like that, stop making uninformed analyses that you have to forget you ever said a week later.
ReplyDeleteYou are an extremely sensitive person, Anonymous steve. You shouldn't wear your emotions on your sleeve, it makes you look like a giant vag. Also, when making predictions you should make ones you are willing to stand by after the game. You come across as a flaming douche when you reverse everything you said previously and instead argue that you super secretly thought you would lose the entire time.
Steve likes men
ReplyDeletesteve is actually a big douche bag. i agree with that. however, he does sign his comments so people at least know it is him.
ReplyDeletehe thinks people can't be yankees fans unless they live within a 7 mile radius of the stadium, but he has no problem being a mets fan living in buffalo. makes a lot of sense.
-aj
i'm not a die hard blind retard mets fan like a lot of yankee fans
ReplyDeletei sign every comment
i own a house
in the original pod cast, NOT THIS PODCAST FYI i said if i wasn't biased i would pick the texans to win. the game was close until about 13 minutes left. i'm not sure if you even watched the game dan b especially since you have only been a fan for 2 years
UB football won the MAC championship last year but that isn't professional football either is Rice or UH but i'm sure you knew that anonymous commentor.. plus your baseball team making the playoffs means nothing you fucking dumb ass i never heard anyone say houston is a great sports town EVER. child please
-steve
Your argument for supremacy is that you won the MAC Championship? Seriously? What BCS bid did that one come with? I'll grant you that Turner Gill is a great coach (except that he's a Southerner so all y'all are required to hate him on sight).
ReplyDeleteIf Houston were going up against Chicago, New York, LA, Boston, then I wouldn't argue historical supremacy. Obviously they aren't at the same level of championships. But there's a difference between only having a few championships and never winning a single one. Ever.
Houston has won two NBA titles since the Bills were last in the Super Bowl. Rice only has 2,000 students, but they have more NCAA Championships in the last few years than any collegiate program in the history of your city has. Houston may not be ESPN approved TitleTown, but thank God at least it isn't Buffalo.
Im guessing two
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