Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Bills Training Camp Preview Part 3: Pessimism

By Steve

The Bills get back on the field in real pads this week so lets preview it. Part 2 was Optimism (shockingly) Part 1 was Questions and Answers and now on to part 3. PESSIMISM. (My specialty).

Well, lets face it. The Bills are the Bills. They havent been good in 20 years, have made the playoffs once in the last 18 and have a Vegas over/under total wins of 6. What the hell isn't there to be pessimistic about?

Here's some Pessimism:

1. The Receiver Corps
Holy shit. Zay "bath salts" Jones, No Knees Benjamin, JEREMY KERLEY? Is this real life? They are counting on Rod Streater too?

2. The Quarterbacks
Is there a chance that any of the 3 of McCaaron, Pizzaboy-Peterman or green Allen are better than Tyrod Taylor? Its possible but highly unlikely. Maybe AJ can be decent and not afraid to throw the ball but he has a weaker arm and less athleticism than Tyrod, Peterman threw 5 picks in 30 minutes of game time and Allen played in the fuckin Mountain West last year. Expect a lot of Chris god damn Ivory

3. The first four weeks of the sched
At Ravens in their opener, Chargers, at Vikings at Packers? Yikes. Could there be a tougher start?

4. McDermott
Yeah McDerrr isnt as dumb as Marrone or disorganized as Rex but this guy is a vintage football coach and thats not a compliment. Punting in OT on the other teams side of the field? Putting in Peterpan at the Chargers in a huge playoff contention game? Running 82% of the time on 2nd and 10? Not buying in to math? Hes better than Jauron Mularky or Greg but whats that even mean?

5. LeSean McCoy
God damn it.

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