Bills @ packers preseason preview

by Steve

I'm an sick of reading the upteenth message board thread about hating Aaron Maybin and how he sucks and he's a sellout or about where to watch tonight's Bills game. Sooo I'll write about it. Sorta...

This is the Bills third preseason game and there are still two more to go? God damn I can't take this preseason bullshit any more. Tuning in tonight won't be at the top of my list of things I wish I was dong but the tv will be on ch 7 at eight either way.

Per Chris Brown the starters will play about a quarter. Whoop whoop. The only other relevant news is that McKelvin and Parrish will take some reps returning kickoffs and punts. I guess that is interesting.

Here are my things to watch for during the game:

• How depressing it will be knowing Owens won't be playing
• Trent checking down early and often
• The subsequent fallout on the intrawebzphere of Captain check down rearing his ugly head
  
• Cut aways of Maybin and that sick hairdo of his back here in Buffalo instead of participating in the game
• Cheeseheads burning #4 unis
• Parrish not catching any balls until the fourth quarter when Hamdan is running for his life
• The television freezing and twitching because of thunderstorms that are suppose to be in the area around 8pm (great eff'n idea digital signal)
• Punting on 4th and 1
• Ultra conservative playcalls in the "strike zone"
• Kelsay and Schobel running 15 yards past the QB
• #92 packing his bags after the game upon hearing he has been waived
  
• Chris Ellis moving slowly up the depth chart
• Nic Harris continuing to ball/impress
• Garrison Sanborn
• The o-line "gelling"
  
• An injury ( I have a bad feeling)