Saturday, August 29, 2009

Bills vs. Steelers

-Coast

There is 10:53 left in the second quarter and I find myself swearing at the TV like it is mid January. Trent Edwards is 3-7 for 11 yards and an interception which was returned for a touchdowns. The Bills have had the ball for 5:25 while the Steelers have had it for 13:52 and have the ball right now and Leodis just dropped an interception.

I have never ever in my life felt worse about a season than I do now. The Bills first team offense has scored 3 points this pre season. I feel worse this year than I did before the 3-13 disaster that was the 2001 season. They just showed Jauron...as usual he is completely emotionless. Can he get in someones face? This is freaking pathetic.

The Bills just got the ball back-here is a live blog of this drive which will most certainly be three plays. First and 10 from the 12...Edwards audibilizing...flag...Rhodes for 3 yards...offsides!!! best play for the Bills pathetic mistake of an offense in this game. Wow, the Bills just got the ball in Parrish's hands. Shocking. Edwards again audibilizing...another 0 yard run by Rhodes...looks like the game plan is to not let Trent do anything really on this drive...probably smart...agian he throws to a running back. Where is Lee Evans???? There he is, wide freaking open...but hit as he threw. God this is terrible. Dude can't even throw a wide receiver screen. Now he is sacked. He is a statue out there. He looked like Bledsoe on that play except worse. If I were T.O. I would demand a trade right now. If he wants another contract, playing with this piece of shit quarterback won't get him one.

Can we give it up with Keith Ellison? He can't run with a running back. God I can't stand Keith Ellison. Why not see what Nic Harris or Alvin Bowen can do? Ellison looks smaller than Limus Sweed. Another good play by McKelvin. He is our only good player, I am convinced. Pittsburgh has converted at least 4 third down and 8 plus yard situations in this game. Wow-Ben just had about 45 minutes to throw. Unbelievably bad. It is now the 2 minute warning. Time of possession update: 20:17 to 7:43. That is just unheard of. 2nd and 9 from the Bills 14...I predicted a 17-0 halftime score in favor of Pittsburgh, AJ will attest...this team is bad. Mendanhall just walked into the endzone...17 zip. 21:46 to 8:14 will be the first half time of possession. Total yards was 209 to 50.

Ok, it's half time, so I have taken a deep breath or just vented to about 4 people on the phone. The Bills MUST scrap the no huddle offense in the regular season. If they don't, they will set the NFL record for worst point differential in history. We are looking at 30 point losses on a consistent basis. On the last play of the first half, Edwards didn't even look downfield...he stared down Rhodes the whole time. Lee Evans has received one look so far. He is making 9 million dollars per year. Edwards completed another pass to a running back. This is a broken record. He has ONE completion to a receiver in this game.

I am going to stop talking about this game as Omon just completely whiffed on a block and Farrior hit Edwards who looked like he didn't think pass rushes existed. Whatever.

2 comments:

  1. http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/news/story?id=4431402

    Ozzie Guillen, the anti-Jauron

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  2. Coast you should just quit your day job and rant about the Bills all day on the blog

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