I have the unfortunate job of writing (hopefully) the last ever post about one Theodore Bruschi. The rumors appear to be true, the "golden god" Bruschi is retiring from professional football. How can he let down his legions of fans across the globe and probably the universe? Him depriving us all the privilege to watch him play football for the New Englad Patriots, unfathomable.
Not only has he saved puppies, children, cured aids and been a probowl LB and "world" champion, he survived a stroke too. We'll miss you Ted and I am 100% positive you will succeed in any and all future endeavors.
Wait, why is he retiring? He doesn't have it any more? Wasn't gonna be a starter? The Pats were gonna cut him? All I really know is I can't wait for all the high lights and praise showered upon him in the coming weeks on ESPN