Back to the Ralph (despite all the bullshit parking lot restrictions) Friday at 7:00 against the Minnesota Vikings. Plus, it is kids day aka $1 dog night and awkward Canadians swearing in front of a ton of children, pay dirt!
Normally these preseason games are about as boring and useless as the Buffalo Sabres but a new coach, a new rookie quarterback and a new sense of (gasp) optimism? Maybe? Wait, why the hell is Kevin Kolb starting? Is Christian Ponder's wife gonna be there?
On the bright side the 2 to 3 snaps psycho Jared Allen will be on the field will be against ol' Kolb-er right? Then again, if I have to stay into the 3rd quarter to see Erik James Manuel in person I'm gonna be pissed.
Quick Hits:
- Don't play CJ Spiller
- No Kiko Alonso sucks
- Is Crezdon Butler really going to supplant Mr $5 mil himself Leodis McKelvin as the second starting CB?
- Will Manuel actually throw a deep ball? Probs
- Don't play Cliff Spiller
- I'm interested to see if Nate Hackett really is the big monster in cartoons that pets their cat too much and accidentally kills it or not.
- I'm going to predict Marquise Goodwin has another house call.
- Is Marcell Dareus alive?
- Will Pettine's defense come out in a 3-4?
- Place kicking will be a highlight of the game and young buck Dustin Hopkins better not boot another friggen kickoff outta bounds.
- I hope Rian Lindell rents and not owns.
- Are they really going to confiscate my funnel by 6pm?
- Bench Spillszie
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