Thursday, June 17, 2010

Derek Roy

by Steve
I don't have anything personally against Derek Roy. Generally he is cordial and isn't a complete $9 million d'bag but he is a $9 million d'bag. The worst part is he is completely expendable and not effective in the playoffs.

He seems to not care about hockey even though he is immensely talent (by normal person standards) and had a big time contract. That's why it was fantastic when I saw him at Encore in downtown Buffalo Thursday night. He was buying shots having
wing men askin hoes if they wanna party with D Roy. You know, normal stuff. Then I go up to him and ask if he thinks we can trade him for Tomas Kaberle.

He didn't even hesitate or blink. He just straight up ignored me and kept walking. I made sure it wasn't a loud song and 99% chance he would hear me. He didn't get hooked by some d'bag blogger loser, he kept walkin' and kept his cool.

Either way, I'd love to trade his undersized ass for a big time defenseman or a real center. Classic D Roy night. Plus he did have zero goals in 6 playoff games and only 2 points. Great for out top line center. Ugh

8 comments:

  1. Classic Buffalo sports mentality. Hate good players because they're good. Love bad players like Drury because they're effort guys.

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  2. hahahahaha, good players fucking score goals in the playoffs you moron, roy had 0 in n6 games, wake the fuck up, he's too small, probably like you

    -steve

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  3. Small sample period. Sabres lack offensive talent. They've got 1 legitimate goal scorer and everybody hates him because he gets 7 mil. Derek Roy is a bargain for his price. He's too small blah blah blah trade Ennis now then. The Sabres overachieved. Where is the talent on this roster? Compare the Sabres roster to other teams. Cut the bullshit with paying guys almost all equally. Pay top end guys top end money fill the rest of roster with guys like Gaustad who should get minimum.

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  4. You go up to him and ask him if he thinks we can trade him?

    Good lord, what the fuck do you expect him to say or do? Buy you a shot, douchebag?

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  5. you are my hero. derek roy is a joker.

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  6. i would love to trade tyler ennis now, he is too small and his stock is as high as it ever will be
    -steve

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  7. On site reporting by Janis I love it

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  8. Typical Buffalo sports fan. "Everything about our team sucks," then when the team is awful they're surprised.

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