Since the Bills didn't make the playoffs and won't conceivably make the playoffs for another 8 seasons(honestly can you even picture a Bills playoff game at this point? I was like 14 the last time they were in the playoffs christ) you gotta pick some teams you want to win. To be honest thought I don't want any team to win, if a plane crashed into each stadium and killed all the other teams and it was on the Bills left, I'd take it. But since we live in a society and saying things like that aren't funny to some people I'll tell ya the teams to root for.
Seahawks v. Packers
Fuck Bret Favre. His name is spelled wrong, he's been here so many times, he has looked great, he has looked awful, and some how had it in him to make one more run in an awful conference. The only solace I can take in Bret "Farve" and his career is that the Falcons lost out on him. Furthermore, I rooted for the Seahawks in the Superbowl 2 years ago cause obviously I hate the Steelers, #3 team I hate the most and last week was a very sweet day) so I'm goin with the 'hawks again today. From the top down I don't like the Packers. They have the team locked into that area for ever because the citizens got to buy the team (why the fuck isn't Buffalo allowed to do this) their coach isn't that good, has no experience, and pretty much got lucky with a one year fling with a QB and a defense that out performed itself because of "Farve".
Jax v. Patriots
This one we all know. Lets go Jaguars! Good luck. No, wait... Can the Patriots really be this good? They just had a grueling finish to their season, they've played their starters the whole year with no rest and are wayyyy over due for some crazy anti-cheatriots shit to go down. Plus their defense is old as dust. Look at their linebackers. They have Junior Seau playing! They can't run the ball, they can't stop the run. The only real problem is Jax's defense is banged up, can't cover their wide outs and the team can't play from behind. If the Jaguars had Stround and Henderson playing I'd lay the house on JAX plus the points, but instead I'll take the Jags money line and hope for some breaks to finally go against Tommy and Billy.
Chargers v Colts
The Colts have been a heavy favorite, fan favorite, media darling, and overexposed about as much as Britney Spears clit but for some reason I still don't hate 'em. Maybe it is because Manning is a nerdy douche and Tom Brady is just a douche I don't know but I'll go with the Colts here. Tomlinson is a crying whining cock smoke complainer and I don't like his nickname either. Plus their coach is Norv Turner, what is the point of rooting for them? Also I don't like Phil Rivers (Bill Riviera) cause he is too cocky for being so mediocre,luckily on a good team with a great running back and was in the same draft as Losman. Oh and Merriman is a cheating piece of shit and has a stupid dance he does after routine tackles, thanks for those.
Giants v. Cowboys
True, both teams beat the Bills in Superbowls and of course I hold a grudge for that to this day, so basically I hate both teams. Buttt the
Cowboys are "America's team" why, I have no ideabut if that team and its ass hole overly tanned botox injected balding big eyed douche bag owner died it would be a celebration. Plus Tony Romo came out of no where to be good, bangs hot celebrities and isn't even that good. Furthermore he chokes, has won 1 big game, when "Farve" went down with an injury, and the Cowboys beat us on MNF in a heartbreaker. Their coach is an ass hole as well. Gomer can't win a playoff game, and chocked big time in both he coached for the Bills. Rooting for the Giants is tough, but not that tough. Eli take a lot of heat for choosing which team he wanted to play for after the draft, but does have to live in his older brothers shadow which sucks. I used to hate Tom Coughlin but he's calmed down or at least it seems like he has since last years choke job.
To re cap WNY Watercooler wants the Giants, Seahawks, Jags, and Colts to win. 3 underdogs but eh fuck it, it's plus the points.
My god.. cut the Packers some slack, man. They have a 100-year long waiting list for tickets. That's why they won't ever move. I, for one, would love to see another team in a small town (and not Jacksonville) win a Super Bowl. All of the small towns and cities in the northeast and upper midwest are in this together.
ReplyDeleteThe real evil is the New York Giants. They use the name of our great state but play their home games in the trash bin that is New Jersey. The people from that area have no respect for the hard-working principles that manifest themselves all throughout Upstate New York.
The Cowboys aren't much better since most of their fans are bandwagoners from the 1990's who haven't switched over to the Patriots yet. (They are probably Yankee fans too and can't bear the thought of cheering for a Boston team)