Saturday, September 6, 2008

NFL Predictions

Steve tells you the future NOW

The Bills aren't going to miss Crowell as much as people anticipate. Anyone else remember Rich Gannon ripping this dude a new one against Jacksonville last year?! He is good not great, and won't be missed immensely. True, Ellison or Digiorgio or Costanzo suck, are undersized, and are far from great, but they have all played in the NFL before they can't be that big of chumps, hopefully.

Bills go 8-8 with some luck and/or Tricky Dicky J doesn't cost them 2-3 games as per 2007 the Bills could go 10-6. I'll stick to 8-8 until I see heady coaching.

Wins in parenthesis.

  • Patriots, down year. Duh they won 16 and can't replicate that, but 11-12 wins is a big step down kinda. (12)
  • Dolphins will suck BIG TIME. The Jets looked awful with Pennington why would things change for him in teal? Ronnie Brown, once a future star in this league is sharing and or sitting behind a known drug addict. Yikes, tuna you're too old let go nobody listens to techno. (4)
  • J-E-T-S True they have an easy schedule but so do the Bills. Brad Flaver is 39 HOLY SHIT. Things could go south quick with that schedule. I see many ups and downs in a lackluster 7-9 at best season for the green men (6)
  • Cleveland has a tough schedule and their QB is Derek Anderson, not a good combination. Why did they keep both quarterbacks? 3 year deal?! Keeeep trading draft picks too Savage. SEE YOU MONDAY NIGHT (8)
  • Shitsburgh Steelers. Little Ben is underrated at least by me. Their d and o line are awful, Willy Parker isn't that good and I hate Tomlin, not cause he is a good coach cause he is a bad coach and people love him. Keep losing home playoff games. (8)
  • Baltimore Ravens uh rookie QB, shitty running back, aging defense kinda and rookie coach? Tough year on the harbor. (6)
  • Bengals could be a surprise. Everyone loved Marvin Lewis 2 years ago, I guess thats what happens when you have 15ish arrests suspensions fines, embarrassment after embarrassment. Ocho you stinko and Palmer is being wasted. If their defense has a pulse they could steal this tough but winnably <-- new word, mediocre division. (9)
  • JAX, I thought Del Rio was on the hot seat? Cause their QB has a few good games and doesn't turn the ball over they're world beaters? They have no fans their rb was arrested and the defense won't be as good. (9)
  • Colts should be worried. True they have the best QB since Marino but their Center is hurt, their defense is weak and Manning lost his bursa sack. Still a year or two away from a HUGGGGE collapse. (11)
  • Anyone care about the Texans besides big corporations in Houston? (8 AGAIN)
  • Titans ummmm VY vick younger? (9)
  • SD super chargerssss. Their roided up LB is an idiot, their fans are an embarrassment, Rivers gave me a boner but is he healthy, and LDT is due for a down/hurt year. Who is the RB back up? (11)
  • Denver sucks, you can have the DNC. I know type 1 people and they aint no pro QB good luck. Shanny you're losin it (7)
  • Raiders are run by the most insane billionaire of all time. Oh by the way, Ralph says you're welcome for the loan ass hole. (5)
  • KC hahahahahha wait did you really trade away your d-end? (4)
  • Dallas easy schedule easy conference decent division. Fuck off and win a playoff game (11)
  • Philly is getting hyped, when was the last time DF Mcnab was healthy?(8)
  • G-men based on Thursday don't have much rust, is Eli a bonafide qb? Fffffauck(10)
  • Washington is run by an idiot, Zorny? Campbell? You all know he was out played by Collins last year right? YES that Todd Collins. C'monnnnnn (6)
  • Chicago, Kyle Orton, Rex Grossman, Kyle, Rex, Orton, Grossman, who cares Benson was a bustttttt I got love for Lovie tho (7)
  • GB nice showing in the NFC championship game, thank god that curmudgeon is gone, not as good this year, wait till next year (8)
  • Detroit ugh (7)
  • This is an awful awful terrible brutal putrid division I guess Minny by default (9)
  • ATL rookie QB still reeling from dog fighters (5)
  • NO, still sinking at least you have Wezzy (8)
  • TB repeat, anyone notice? (9)
  • Carolina, Delhomme might have another season in him, maybe, perhaps, and perhaps their coach is a bust like Marvin (9)
  • SF o'sullivannnnnnnnnnnnn (5)
  • Seattle, has a team been as lucky as this franchise in regards to division competition the last decade? The bills won @ SEA in 04 by like 31 points holy shittttt (9)
  • St Louis, the boys are back in town and Bulger has one last run in him, book it (9 and win the division)
  • AZ, I was suppose to be there this year but my cock sucker friends are retards, we'll see. Leinart can eat it and so can anyone that wanted that douche. (7)
AP's picks

AFC East - NE, Mia, NYJ, Buf
AFC North - Pit, Cin, Cle, Bal
AFC South - Indy, Ten, Jax, Hou
AFC West - SD, Den, Oak, KC

NFC East - Dal, Wash, Phi, NYG
NFC South - NO, TB, Car, Atl
NFC North - Min, GB, Det, Chi
NFC West - Sea, AZ, St L, SF

AFC WC - Ten, Den
NFC WC - Wash, Phi

AFC Championship - NE v. Indy
NFC Championship - Dal v. NO

Super Bowl - NE v. Dal
New England

Coasts Predictions

AP are you kidding me? You honestly think the Bills are going to finish last in the division...gimmie a break...get my number, call me so we can make some type of wager on that please.

Let's start with tomorrow. The Seahawks defense ranked 15th in the NFL last season. That is while playing against Alex Smith...whoever the Rams ran out at QB last year and that QB Carousel in Arizona 6 times per year. I am not scared of Seattle's defense. Lofa is small...he is a Hawaiin version of London Fletcher. He will rack up tackles 10-12 yards down field after Lynch busts through their banged up line. Yeah, Julian Peterson is sick...but he is far removed from his pre achilles or acl injury or whatever. Patrick Kerney is just a D Bag what else can I say? On offense...uhhh Logan Payne will be playing a lot at wide receiver. Nate Burleson is their number one. Julius Jones is Julius Jones. Holy shit I almost feel bad for Matt Hasselback.

The Bills should dominate in all three phases. Honestly, this game shouldn't be close. If the Bills are anywhere near a decent football team with playoff aspirations they should win this game by 20 plus points. I am going out on a limb and saying 38-6 in a freaking laugher because that is how pathetic I think the Hawks will be.

We all know the Schedule is a joke and here is how the Bills will fare. They got 4 games against the NFC west...they will win 3 of them without a doubt (a road slip up vs. the Cards isn't impossible...I can safely guarantee 3...they should win 4). They got 4 against the AFC West...San Diego at home is tough...but let's remember three years ago when the Bills played the Chargers at home when they went 14-2...Jauron's 3 timeouts in 2 plays killed them and they lost by 3. They also play at Denver and at KC as well as Oakland. I will guarantee 2 wins against that division although it probably will be 3 and could be 4. Then we got 4 against MIami and the Jets. There is four wins right there. Don't give me this Brett Favre Jets will be good bullshit and Miami is just pathetic. That gives us 9 wins guaranteed. Obvisouly two losses vs. the Pats (although one NE game is week 17 so that could be meaningless for someone who knows). Then of course the two games against the 2nd place finishers in the AFC NOrth and South. The Bills play the Browns at home on MOnday night. There is no way in hell we lose this game. At Jacksonville will be tough...and without Lynch we were right in that game in the fourth quarter. I give the Bills one out of two. Therefore, I am guaranteeing a minimum of 10 wins.

Here are my predictions for the playoffs and everything else.

AFC East: Pats Bills Jets Phins
AFC South: Jags Colts Texans Titans
AFC North: Steelers Browns Bengals Ravens
AFC West: Chargers Broncos Raiders Chiefs

NFC East: Cowboys Eagles Giants Redskins
NFC South: New Orleans Carolina Tampa Atlanta
NFC North: Vikings Packers Lions Bears
NFC West: Seahawks Cardinals Rams 49ers

AFC WC: Bills Colts
NFC WC: Eagles Giants

AFC WC Playoff: Pats over Colts, Steelers over Bills
AFC Divisional Playoff: Chargers over Steelers, Pats over Jags
AFC Championship: Chargers over Pats

NFC WC Playoff: Giants over Vikings, Eagles over Seahawks
NFC Divisional Playoff: Saints over Giants, Cowboys over Eagles
NFC Championship: Cowboys over Saints

Super Bowl: Chargers over Cowboys

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