Thursday, December 2, 2010

Cleveland's Superbowl

by Steve

Since Cleveland has never been to a Superbowl, tonight's return of Bron Bron to the city that made him is Cleveland's Superbowl. Let's face it, their sports city is at least as pathetic as Buffalo so this game is extremely important to them and interesting to me. It is like Jim Kelly leaving the Bills after the loss to Cinci after the '88 AFC Championship loss or the Ronnie Harmon drop the next year. Something just unimaginable, unthinkable.

Cleveland needs to win this game. Miami is a mediocrity right now, they aren't playing as a team and have yet to gel. Who knows, maybe things will click after 20 or 30 games and they won't lose again. Now is the time to stomp on them while they haven't found their groove. What would be worse, bron bron with a last second dagger at the buzzer or a complete blowout embarrassment? I could see either happening and the suicide rate on the oppo side of Lake Erie jumping exponentially. Then again it's also possible the usual choke job in a big moment for James occurs and he doesn't show up and win a 'big' game.

I wouldn't be shocked if someone literally died at this game tonight. The fans are livid, furious, filled with blind rage. I can't blame them at all. I do blame their owner Dan Gilbert and whoever the GM was but not the fans. LeBron James doesn't deserve physical harm (I guess) but he deserves just about anything else. He is a true piece of shit.

If this place isn't a complete war zone in lock down mode something bad probably will happen. Maybe a D cell or a burning quarter. Perhaps worse, a soccer esque blood and urine bag. Who knows, maybe an assassination attempt.

"We're not trying to create a police state for this game," Carper said, according to the Plain Dealer. "We've gone through a very comprehensive process with the league security folks, the local authorities, the Cleveland Police Department, and we feel like we have a great plan in place to make sure we have a safe, law-abiding environment."

Either way, get ready for Cleveland's only Superbowl tonight at the Q and hopefully some metaphorical blood shed.

3 comments:

  1. It's sad that there is so much hype around this game, but it is really unavoidable. I've never been a fan of James or those horrid Cleveland uniforms. The need to go back to the Larry Nance, Mark Price jerseys. That's a story for another post i guess.

    The bottom line is that "Little 3" are just that, and i'm not talking about physical dimensions. The Miami Warm are simply a microcosm of the NBA as a whole. No desire, no heart, no intensity, no sacrifice and limited hard work. This isn't the NBA of the 80's or 90's in which teams, players and superstars were willing to do anything and everything to win.

    I'll be watching tonight and routing for the Cav's against team South Bitch.

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  2. Chris Bosh has always been a good big man. Yet why was he labeled a superstar? Guys who elevate their teams play are superstars. Bosh at best is Lamar Odom esque. As for Wade and LeBron. Wade isn't getting younger and has gone through injuries so how much longer is he a #1? It's funny how people wonder how LeBron can do soo many dumb things and say soo many dumb things. Soo many high school graduates who knew they were going to be a pro have the intellect and GPA of Byron Hanspard. Never has anything been worse in front of mic than LeBron since Ashlee Simpson or Dubya. Funny how LeBron could've been beloved by staying in Cleveland and doing the right thing. Instead i'd rather see him blow out a knee than Bin Laden caught.

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  3. Hmm... I think I'm gonna have to go with Bin Laden getting caught...

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