Wednesday, September 25, 2019

BREAKING: Bills Extend Beer Sales Through 3rd Quarter

by steve

Through anecdotal evidence and personal testimony it has been discovered that beer sales at Buffalo Bills game has been extended.

As we all know, Bills fans are drunks. The team has been awful for 20+ years and paying attention to most games past half time is usually impossible. But luckily the Bills, in an unending desire for more revenue have extended beer sales until the end if the third quarter.

This is a fairly big departure from their long standing policy of beer sales at the end of half time. No where on the Bills site or the New Era Field site is this mentioned any where. Clearly this is a hush hush policy change.

Enjoy.

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