Sunday, February 1, 2009

Super Bowl 43 or somethin

by Steve

Lets gooooooooo terrorist attack. Ok fine too much. But I hate both teams. I have major reservations about even watching this fuckin game.I hate the steelers. That is well documented. I hate their fans. I hate the city. I rEALLY hate that stupid piss stained towel they wave around. This was one of the worst playoffs in recent memory. These teams had cake walks to the big game. Neither are deserving of a title and I hope the game ends in a tie or there is a black out or something.

The Cardinals are in the Super Bowl? The joke cards with zero fans, ineptitude for like 61 years and a 9-7 record in the regular season? Your QB is Kurt Warner? The dude couldn't even beat out Matt Leinart 2 years ago and now he is looking at this 2nd ring? Wow.. Good thing they choked against the Pats in '01. Wait did I really just say that? nevermind I take it back.

How did they have home field advantage in the Conference championship game? I don't get it.. They played in easily the worst division in football. Probably one of the weakest divisions of the decade. They sleep walked through the last 6-8 games and got to rest for two months while teams in real divisions had to battle to get in. The hawks? The 9ers? rams??? wow..

Then they get a piece of shit over rated Falcons team with a rookie QB, coach, and generally 'just glad to be here' over achieving Falcons team that really had no shot. Easy victory. Lawyer Malloy? Pssht please. Then they face a seemingly tough Panthers team in Carolina where they were 8-0 this season. Too bad Delhomme had the worst single performance by a player in post season play in any sport ever, any where. What happen to the run game Foxie? 6 picks? Straight up luck.. bullshit.

Then the hottest team on the planet, the Eagles, with a penchant for choking in conference championships from a tougher division with better players, better fans, better coach, etc etc had to travel to Arizona where it is tough to win. They of course choked and allowed the Cards to ice the game on a long scoring drive in the 4th. They were tired. They were battling for 3 straight months while the cards continued to fall backwards towards the super bowl.

Bottom line, the Cards are extremely lucky to be at this game. It pisses me off. I believe Kevin Garnett said it best. ANYTHINGSSSSSS POSSIBLEEEEEEEEEEE


Oh yea, the steelers. They get every call, the NFL loves them and they seem to always play every big game at home. I have no idea how it seems to always work out for this piece of shit franchise but it does. The Super Bowl in '06 was a clear example of this.

Jeepers Pittsburgh had to play SD and Baltimore to get here. What a tough road. An 8-8 albatross that had to travel across the entire country after battling all of December just to get to January had 0 chance. Then Baltimore? A rookie QB who couldn't make a play if he had to with a rookie head coach on the road. All the juice in the world wasn't going to propel Ray Ray and co to a victory.

So here we are two joke teams about to play in one of the worst Super Bowls of the decade.(And thats saying something) Brutal. At least there is a new office on after the game.

Cards 21 - Steelers 17

2 comments:

  1. Haha. If you're not rooting for either team, check out Fancast.com for the Animation Celebration or even the Soaper Bowl. (Though, something tells me that you're prob more of a Family Guy person than a 90210 fan):) Animation Celebration on Fancast

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  2. Say what you want about the teams before they got there. It was an epic Super Bowl.

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