Saturday, May 16, 2009

the Buffalo Bungals

by Steve

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Another arrest? Wait make that two if you are counting the whole Buffalo Bills family. Bruce Smith got nailed for his third DWI arrest (although he beat the rap on the first two) AND McIntyre is caught jerkin it in front of a 59 year old woman at 8:30 am? That clearly wins as the weirdest arrest thus far.

Time for a time line I a reckon:

January 2, 2009
Ko Simpson arrested, hindering police investigation.
“I’m Ko Simpson with the Buffalo Bills,” he said, according to the police report. “I am worth millions.”

February 11, 2009
Marshawn Lynch, felony gun possession.
Culver City Police Officers were patrolling the Fox Hills area of Culver City when they contacted three male adults seated in a 2006 Mercedes Benz

March 20, 2009
Corey McIntyre, masturbating in public
Faces a misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs charge following the March 20 incident in Port St. Lucie.

April 11, 2009
Donte Whitner tased in C-town
a brawl erupted outside the club at about 3 a.m. As off-duty officers tried to restore order, Whitner aggressively forced his way into an area where he was told not to go. Officers temporarily restrained him before he broke free and squared off to fight.

May 16, 2009
Bruce Smith, third DUI arrest
This marks the third time the 11-time Pro Bowl selection has been arrested on suspicion of DUI, having avoided charges in both 1997 and 2003.

These don't even count Parrish and Lynch in 2008. This is just the first 5 months of 2009!

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