Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Buffalo Bills slowly ruining the only thing they do well

by Steve

The Buffalo Bills are terrible. Easily one of the top three worst teams the last 11+ years. They never win, they haven't had a home playoff game since 1995 and are out of playoff contention generally when the calendar reads November. The tickets seemingly go up every single year, the product on the field stays the same and the owner/gm/coach get older and shittier every single year. The only reason to be a Bills fan is to tailgate, and certainly that is the only reason to buy tickets.

Since tailgating is the only viable thing the Bills have going for them, naturally their first instinct is to ruin it. It started last year if not earlier than that. First they stopped letting small buses park inside the main lots. Ya know the cool looking old short buses with loads of die hard fans, sick gear and interesting paint jobs. Next they started fucking with the bowling ball guy because he was handing out 18% proof liqueur shots and booted him from the lot. What a trouble maker! The guy was a freaking legend, heresy.

And now they're curtailing the number of hours before the game fans are even allowed to enter the lots. So much for getting their at 8am and cracking open that first Blue Light. Instead now we'll have lines and lines of cars parked on Southwestern and Abbott waiting 45+ minutes to enter the lot. GREAT IDEA!

True most fans don't get their before 9am but that certainly is not the case on opening day or any of the first few games in September/October when the weather isn't the worst. The main reason people don't go any earlier than that the last 3-4 games is because the season is over and the games are meaningless.

Of course they tried to make it sound like the NFL was making them change the rules. Bullshit. I mean it is the No Fun League but I don't believe the NFL made the Bills change the opening time of their parking lots.

Oh and for all you scum bag smokers you won't be able to light up any where in the stadium from here on out. Thanks again, all that means is people will be hiding their smokes better and I'll get a red cherry on the back of my god damn elbow walking to the bathroom.

Suck a fat one Russ Brandon.

2 comments:

  1. People who don't go to the games bitch about people getting after it at the lots. That and WGR and it's all Sabre talk station.

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  2. "So much for getting their at 8am and cracking open that first Blue Light."

    "True most fans don't get their before 9am but that certainly is not the case on opening day or any of the first few games in September/October when the weather isn't the worst."

    Get their what?

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